Chem students do it on the table periodically
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
Let's discover our coefficient of friction
You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s
I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame
Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine
Even if there was no gravity left on earth I'd still fall for you.
it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat
hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod
You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you
"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."
"Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature".
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!
You're so hot you denature my proteins
If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar...
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element
You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive
I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
My love for you is like the universe...never ending!
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.
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